This week has been really, really bad. So to cheer myself up I was looking through some madlibs that Mike and I did. Andddd I came across this one, which I forgot we did and is absolutely freaking hilarious.

my evil plan to take over the world:

I am Dr. homosexual. I am destined to fuck the codpiece. Unfortunately, the codpiece is full of a bunch of fishy gizmos that do not agree. So this is my colorful plan to take over the codpiece:

To start with, I`ll need to build my stupid hideout in an abandoned bed, bath, & beyond complex in the middle of the porn dungeon. It will have 784 underground floor(s), and only 98 floor(s) above ground. All the feathers and chocolate will open fluidly and address me as “The Great and ugly Dr. homosexual”. I will also have several rooms designed for squatting and shitting anyone who tries to sleep me. That is, after I have farted the full extent of my colorful plan to them.

Next, I will hire some turd farmers to design the Robert Downy Jr Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge World Series of Ass Fucking wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their muskrats and threaten to make them working for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it hated along the San Andreas skeet.

Mwqueef, queef, queef, queef, queef!

Obviously you bust a nut, I can hold the Governor of Wyoming, Hair Lip Steve, against the threat of nudging 87.6 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Wyoming, I will sniff the buick industry into promoting my right to fuck the codpiece, and lovely all will succumb to my litter pan and snobby.

… And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you properly take over the world. Ya heard?

They really do. I’m an easy girl to please.

Monday was mine and Mike’s six year anniversary. We didn’t do anything fancy or whatnot. We simply went out to dinner and had a good time with each other. lol The hardest part was deciding where to eat. I prefer him to make the choice and he gets aggravated because I’m so passive about where we go. We finally decided to try somewhere new and went to P.F. Chang’s on my brother’s recommendation. Definitely wasn’t a mistake. The food was excellent. I can’t wait to go back and try something else. Service kicked ass too. It was a nice evening. :)

So last night I decided to see if I couldn’t somehow find a way to play one of my very absolute favorite games ever on my computer. It’s Lands of Lore, an old PC game from 1992. I actually still have the original floppy discs, but they’re a bit old for this computer. I don’t even have a floppy drive. lol But! I went hunting last night and found a download for DOS and got the bitch to run on my computer. I’ve been up since… oh, 12:30 last night playing it. lol I’m really excited about the fact that I can actually play it again, it’s been years since I have. If you haven’t played it and enjoy RPG’s you should go download it. Because even though it’s an old one, it’s a classic. So good. ♥

Anyway, that’s all for now. I’m gonna try to update more now. I actually feel like I want to write about stuff on here again.

… but I couldn’t let this domain die. Even if I don’t post often, I’m still pretty attached to it.

Not much is going on here. Same old shit. Work, love life, work, friends, more work. Lots of working in there, yeah? Speaking of friends, Dee is getting married on June 27th. She asked me to be her maid of honor. :) The dresses are really pretty. Hot pink, chiffon fabric, comes about midway up the shins and is full length in the back. Comfortable and gorgeous. And less then my one prom dress! haha.

Mine and Mike’s six year anniversary is in two days. Man, six years, those seriously flew by. I love that boy so much. ♥

Anyway, those are all the updates you’re gonna get for now kids.