dear eb:

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Filed under: Rants, Work at 12:48 am

You can suck my nuts. For real. Die. I hate you. We all hate you. I wish you would have died a very violent and suffering death on your way to the Bel Air store. Pity it didn’t happen.

And do not ever come back unless you want me to stab you in the face. Because I will, really.

He came in. Was pissed because pharmacy was closed. I think, cry about it, I don’t care you’re an idiot. It’s my my fault you can’t read. No, I will not give you Tom’s number. No, I won’t call Tom to come open the pharmacy for you. No, I’m not refusing to help you. There really just isn’t anything I can do. GET OVER IT.

Do Not:

  1. Call Bel Air and tell Kristy that I am REFUSING and UNWILLING to help you. There isn’t anything I CAN do.
  2. Scream at me for like twenty minutes. I will rip the pathetic excuse you have for nuts and shove them down your throat to shut you up.
  3. Tell me that I HAVE to open the pharmacy. In the first place, I don’t have to do a god damn thing for you.
  4. Call me a smartass when I tell you to have a good night. Sorry, nothing I can do. You try to have a good night anyway. DICK.

I hope you come in tomorrow so they can call the cops on you, you fucking asshat. My manager has my back and so do Brad and Kristy. So fuck off and die.

Yours Truly,
The Disgruntled CVS Girl

8 Comments »

Comment by Irene

November 12, 2006 @ 10:39 am

WOW - you’re feeling ranty. From what I read I can’t say that I blame ya. One of the things I hated most about working a customer service job was the customers. *lol*

Feel better sweetie! :)

Comment by MATTY!

November 12, 2006 @ 11:59 am

What does EB stand for? If I knew what it stood for I’d better understand why you were upset and feel more inclined to bitch and sympathize with you. But alas, I DO NOT KNOW!

But at any rate, I love ya babes, and that guys a big fucking prick, and I hope you’re feeling better! *hugs*

Comment by Chris

November 12, 2006 @ 2:28 pm

You’d think all the stupid people in the area had already come in and done this once, so they know not to do it again. But i guess there are just way more stupid people then we thought.
I work night tonight, i wonder if he’ll be back in…
I’ll put him in his place.

Comment by Anesthesia

November 12, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

Hmm.. Well, I work in customer service and I love it. There are some major asses out there but I’ve found that the nicer I am to the nasty ones the more frustrated they get.. but then they don’t have the courage to say anything mean. Kill them with kindness, that’s what my grandmother always said.

I’ve also developed a technique where if a customer is attempting to complain and they say something like.. “Wow.. My bill is how much?? $400??”.. And I give them the BIGGEST smile I can muster up and say, “Yeah!.. I was impressed that it was so low too!”.. (Then I lean in like I’m sharing a secret with them and whisper..) .. “That’s a steal!! You must be a favorite of the Doctor’s!” - Then as they start to walk out looking totally confused while they stare at their bill.. I yell for them to have a fantastic day!..

I make myself a little sick being so happy at work.. But I swear, I have yet to have that little trick backfire on me.. You definitely have to figure out a way to outsmart the dumbasses all the while showing nothing but the biggest of smiles. *lol* Customer service isn’t for everyone!

Comment by Christina

November 12, 2006 @ 11:26 pm

Oh my gosh! We had the same issue when I worked over at Eckerd Pharmacy. The pharmacist called in sick, so we had to keep pharmacy closed for the whole day. And then people flipped out and threatened to sue the manager because he wouldn’t open pharmacy. He was like, “Hey, go ahead and sue me. It’s illegal for pharmacy to be running without a pharmacist!” We called the cops on a few customers because they took it far enough to threaten lives. Like, wtf?! People are so crazy sometimes.

Comment by Nicolah

November 13, 2006 @ 8:45 pm

Dang, you got some crazy people going through there.

Comment by Gregory

November 14, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

DAMN… I really don’t know what to say to you other than feisty? oh and GO GET’EM!

Comment by Grace (Exentrique)

November 17, 2006 @ 7:44 pm

Wow, that was a rant and a half lol. I hate people, especially those annoying ones who think that everyone should just drop what they’re doing and serve them because they’re the most mportant person in the whole world. Bastards.

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