Okay, Okay
Filed under: Random, Work at 3:38 pm
I know I’ve sort of disappeared from the internet. I’ve mostly been hanging around on deviantArt. I’ve done a lot of new artwork the past couple of weeks. I seem to go through spurts of it. Anyway, outside internet things.
I’m not sure if I ever mentioned the shoplifters I went after at work a few months ago… I don’t think I did. Anyway, I was ringing up this older couple and I see this guy with a messenger bag full of monistat making a fucking beeline for the exit door. He stopped, gave me this shit-eating grin that was just like “Oh yeah! Look at me, running out with your merchandise!” Meanwhile, I’m yelling “Amy! Amy!! BAG! BAG BAG!!!” So Amy comes bolting down from the office, while I’ve already thrown the customers change at them and done this fantastic counter leap. (Yeah, I jumped over the counter and through the customers.) Anyway, to sum it up, I ran out the door after them and got the make, model, and plate number of the car he jumped into.
So fast forward to about a week ago. I’m at working, you know, doing my work thing, when the mail comes. With two subpoenas addressed to me. First thing I’m thinking is “Christ, what did I do now…” (Which is weird, I haven’t really been in trouble with the law) but anyway, I open them and they’re for me to appear in court against those two assholes who ran off with our shit. So hell yeah! This is the first time they’ve actually caught someone whose plate number we got. So I’m really excited about that. The trial is next Wednesday. I’m just going to sit in court and give that kid the same shit-eating grin he gave me.
But right now I’m gonna go play some xbox, but first I leave you with a picture I snagged from Jen from Kell’s birthday.
Born as Ashley on October 8th, 1986 making her 22. Born and raised in Baltimore but now living in the country. Spends most of her time with her boyfriend Mike doing random, crazy, silly things. Loves music, going to concerts, and spinning in circles when she thinks no one is looking. Is currently in college studying for Nursing, but is thinking about changing her major to graphic design. 
