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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Filed under: Random, Work at 3:38 pm

I know I’ve sort of disappeared from the internet. I’ve mostly been hanging around on deviantArt. I’ve done a lot of new artwork the past couple of weeks. I seem to go through spurts of it. Anyway, outside internet things.

I’m not sure if I ever mentioned the shoplifters I went after at work a few months ago… I don’t think I did. Anyway, I was ringing up this older couple and I see this guy with a messenger bag full of monistat making a fucking beeline for the exit door. He stopped, gave me this shit-eating grin that was just like “Oh yeah! Look at me, running out with your merchandise!” Meanwhile, I’m yelling “Amy! Amy!! BAG! BAG BAG!!!” So Amy comes bolting down from the office, while I’ve already thrown the customers change at them and done this fantastic counter leap. (Yeah, I jumped over the counter and through the customers.) Anyway, to sum it up, I ran out the door after them and got the make, model, and plate number of the car he jumped into.

So fast forward to about a week ago. I’m at working, you know, doing my work thing, when the mail comes. With two subpoenas addressed to me. First thing I’m thinking is “Christ, what did I do now…” (Which is weird, I haven’t really been in trouble with the law) but anyway, I open them and they’re for me to appear in court against those two assholes who ran off with our shit. So hell yeah! This is the first time they’ve actually caught someone whose plate number we got. So I’m really excited about that. The trial is next Wednesday. I’m just going to sit in court and give that kid the same shit-eating grin he gave me.

But right now I’m gonna go play some xbox, but first I leave you with a picture I snagged from Jen from Kell’s birthday.

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8 Comments »

Comment by Stepherz

November 8, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

That must be the ultimate satisfaction right there.

Comment by Arwen

November 8, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

Haha, that must be super exciting.

Comment by Christina

November 9, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

Oh, score! Gotta love justice. :) Good luck with your court appearance. And remember…have fun!

Comment by Anesthesia

November 10, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

You go grrrl - More power to ya! Get that smiling creep! Good luck with your court appearance. I’ve been subpoenaed a couple of times.. once for this guy who kept writing bad checks at the vet and another for the guy that flashed his goods to me at the grooming parlor. Hah. One guy settled out of court and the other changed his plea and I never had to actually testify.

OH and there was another guy that was suing the owner of the vet because he said we stole his expensive purebred.. yadda yadda.. when the guy had let his rottie run loose as an unneutered stray.. and when he came home he would beat and kick him. ANYWAY, we had him fixed, fattened him up and found him a damn good home.. *shrug* Anyway, that guy ended up dropping the case.. because well.. he didn’t actually have a case against us to start with.

Keep us updated on how things go! I’ll be interested to hear how things turn out!!

Comment by Irene

November 13, 2007 @ 2:43 am

You look soooo enthused in that photo, Ash. *lol* You look awesome, just not all that thrilled to be there.

Okay, who steals Monistat. *lmao* That’s really something to be proud of stealing. WOW. ^^

Comment by (Olivia)

November 13, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

Ha… full of monistat? I would have thought it was funny.
I guess it’s cool they got caught though.
Nice pic

Comment by Sarra

November 13, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

Monistat! really? Wow. Well good and justice prevails!

Comment by Miranda

November 23, 2007 @ 6:02 pm

haha It seems a lot of us have dropped off the net recently v.v
It’s so awesome that those assholes are going to get what they deserve. Yay for your super-counter-jumping run-their-asses-down-ness!
♥

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