Okay, so I know I haven’t written much at all in like the last year or so. I’ve been completely uninspired and honestly have been spending most of my time over at deviantart. BUT! I feel like I have to share this information with all of you before you waste your time and money and then want to kill yourself.

DO NOT GO SEE WATCHMEN!!!

I seriously cannot stress this enough. It was a fucking awful movie. Since I’m tired and Mike said it perfectly I’m just gonna steal what he wrote about it.

The Watchmen is the worst movie ever. Don’t go see it. Unless for some stupid reason you want to go through the following:

-Waste up to $13
-Waste three hours of your life
-Really want to see a smurf dick sans balls (sadly, when seeing the movie in imax, this guys shit is like 4 feet long)
-Want to be confused for about three hours

Ok, some of my other issues with this movie is it’s a fucking super hero movie, but only one of the *heroes* has powers (blue dick man). But in fight scenes these people punch through cement, with their bare hands. Normal people cannot accomplish this feat, nor can they jump down 20-30 feet without suffering some sort of injury.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS STOP READING NOW

Sadly, one of the heroes is the bad guy, yet they do not kill him. Hell, it’s one of those movies where this evil is necessary. This jerk off can catch a bullet with his hand, has amazing strength, yet he probably doesn’t even break the 200 pound mark. I know it’s a movie, and movies are not real. BUT…. this shit makes no sense. In closing of this rant, I highly suggest to anyone who wants to see this that you are better off doing something else, and if you don’t take the advice of not seeing it, I suggest you see it fucked up, but it still won’t make it good.

Thank you love, for your wonderful analysis of the movie. Again, don’t waste your time or your money.