This week has been really, really bad. So to cheer myself up I was looking through some madlibs that Mike and I did. Andddd I came across this one, which I forgot we did and is absolutely freaking hilarious.

my evil plan to take over the world:

I am Dr. homosexual. I am destined to fuck the codpiece. Unfortunately, the codpiece is full of a bunch of fishy gizmos that do not agree. So this is my colorful plan to take over the codpiece:

To start with, I`ll need to build my stupid hideout in an abandoned bed, bath, & beyond complex in the middle of the porn dungeon. It will have 784 underground floor(s), and only 98 floor(s) above ground. All the feathers and chocolate will open fluidly and address me as “The Great and ugly Dr. homosexual”. I will also have several rooms designed for squatting and shitting anyone who tries to sleep me. That is, after I have farted the full extent of my colorful plan to them.

Next, I will hire some turd farmers to design the Robert Downy Jr Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge World Series of Ass Fucking wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their muskrats and threaten to make them working for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it hated along the San Andreas skeet.

Mwqueef, queef, queef, queef, queef!

Obviously you bust a nut, I can hold the Governor of Wyoming, Hair Lip Steve, against the threat of nudging 87.6 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Wyoming, I will sniff the buick industry into promoting my right to fuck the codpiece, and lovely all will succumb to my litter pan and snobby.

… And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you properly take over the world. Ya heard?