So I was getting gas at the 7-11 the other night at like 1:30 AM and there is this random big black man who looked like Fat Albert across the street just standing against the wall with a duffel bag who started screaming at me “HEY GIRL AT THE GAS PUMP!” I ignored him and then he was like “DO I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE?!” like fifty times.

I was pretty freaked out by the whole thing. I just ignored him the entire time and then took off driving like a maniac. (I drive like that anyway though…) Then I called my boyfriend and told him about the whole incident and he said he’s also been screamed at by this guy, so yeah, not just me. Made me feel better.

Also, Mike caught two field mice at his work and we decided to keep them. They’re so cute :) Mac and Dennis. The first picture is just Mac, the second one is Mac and Dennis.

1. Local crazy lady has gotten increasingly worse. She’s continued to walk around screaming random things. About snakes in her ass, witchcraft in her lip, and how slavery isn’t going to get her. Also, she was screaming at the top of her lungs one day throwing imaginary fireballs at the ground.

2. The air conditioning vent at work almost fell out of the ceiling.

3. While sitting in the drive through at the local BK some woman let her child climb out of the car and take a piss in the middle of said drive through. I saw eight year old penis. And it disturbed me. I was just trying to get myself a whopper.

4. Mike’s next door neighbor has a baby doll head on a stick by the porch steps. I will steal a picture to show. Oh, did I mention that they’re like 80?

Yeah, that pretty much covers everything that been going on around here. Life has been same old same old. Working and the shit. I still don’t know how often I’m going to be updating, like I said sporadically.

Anyway, Congratulations to my friend Amy, she just got engaged the other night. :)

That’s all. :)

There really isn’t anything to update. I’m tired, nothing new. Need a nice long break from life.

Maybe. Eventually.

I won site of the month over at Faccia-Bella.Net! Thanks Irene!

It’s perfect for us. It’s two bedrooms, two baths, on the water and just absolutely fucking gorgeous. It’s only $765/month, which is just in our price range. Which is good, we’ve been having issues finding one for under $900/month in Harford County. I’m pretty sure this one is lower because it’s right on the county line, so it’s almost Baltimore County, but the address is in Harford. So yeah. Anyway, we started filling out the application and we turn it in on Friday.

Pictures!

So this is all coming pretty fast, but I’m excited. I’m scared, but I’m really excited. Two months ago I didn’t think I’d be moving out for years yet. But this is it. It feels right. I know it’s right. Actually it’s kind of funny, Mike and I were eating at Panda Express the other day and the lady gave us an extra fortune cookie. So we both opened ours and then said we’d split the extra one. The fortune in the extra one was “Don’t be afraid to take the next big step”. I’m taking that as a sign.

So keep your fingers crossed that we get it guys!

So when I got off work I came home and slept. For like 10 hours. I feel a bit better now, still feel off though.

This morning Whoopi (local woman, crazy) was walking around the shopping center screaming about random shit and saying she was going to stab people. So yeah, I ended up calling the cops on her. I’m not sure if they found her or not, but she disappeared and wasn’t back for the rest of the day.

She’s always been weird. She’s a schizophrenic so I usually write whatever she’s saying off as nothing. She’s usually talking about how the white witch doctor devil put snakes in her ass. Or how you can’t beat a great pair of white women’s legs. She’s not usually screaming that she’s going to stab people. That and she used to be hostel. I’ve seen her actually go after women carrying children and try to attack them.

So yeah, I dunno. She really needs to be medicated.

I did clean out my closet today though, I found some interesting things. Things I forgot even existed.

• Notes from friends from middle school
• Cheerleading trophies
• Shampoo
• Like 50 pairs of shoes I didn’t know I owned
• TONS of old pictures
• Confederate flag from a 10th grade field trip

I found all kinds of other random things too. Just random stuff. I always forget about how much of a pack rat I am until I clean out my closet. Anyway, yeah, I’m alive.

By the way, I can’t tell you how much I fucking love this new layout. Seriously.